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Sunshine He was a wise man who invented beer Plato Beer if drunk in moderation softens the temper cheers the spirit and promotes health. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Even if you cant relate you are sure to laugh at these 19 hilarious drunken quotes.

19Explore 257 Drunk Quotes by authors including Winston Churchill Ernest Hemingway and Mitch Hedberg at BrainyQuote. Funny Drinking Quotes Beer Quotes Alcohol Quotes and Bartending Quotes. Best Friends Drinking Quotes.

Charles Baudelaire Paris Spleen. Mar 27 2016 - Explore samantha zimmermans board drunk quotes followed by 333 people on Pinterest. Then prove it The drunk went up to a door and knocked on it thrice three times.

Cheers to poor decisions. 2Drinking With Friends Quotes. Drink today and drown all sorrow.

We have all been there. Says to him I am God The guy says Go away you are drunk I can prove it to you if you want said the drunk. Beer Captions and Quotes To beer or not to beer that is a silly question Unknown Cheers to many more years and many more beers Unknown Beer.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Funny Drunk Man Image. The trouble is I cant remember if its the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Thats all that mattersBut with what. When you get drunk there is no holding back. Once you get drunk there is no such thing as a holding again.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. February 10 2022 by Shirlyn. Drunk poetry virtue wine.

1045 Really Funny Memes About Getting Drunk. 24Tongue out one eye open the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger you marvel at the poetry of a funny drunk text you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone. A mans true character comes out when hes drunk.

What quotes would you add. Funny Drunk Dogs Picture. Whereas being humorous when youre drunk is straightforward the toughest half is unquestionably the hangover the morning after.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Discover and share Funny Quotes About Being Drunk. Quotes about being an alcoholic.

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16A drunk walks up to a guy. Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that wont cure a cold. People try their hardest to be funny in front of other people.

Discover and share Funny Quotes About Getting Drunk. 500 matching entries found. The door opened and a woman came out Oh God not you again.

7Had one too many. A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated has not the art of getting drunk. Now go get your laugh on.

Quotes about getting drunk. 3Published on December 3 2015 under Funny. 29Read these funny quotes about being drunk.

One should always be drunk. After the second you see things as they are not. With wine with poetry or with virtue as you chose.

Now bring on that damn cat. You get to do stupid things and get away with it just because you are under the. Funny Getting Drunk Quotes Sayings.

However for those who are drunk being funny becomes effortless. Friends and wine the older the better. Quotes tagged as drunk Showing 1-30 of 390.

Funny Drunk Couple Lay Down. Drinks are best when mixed with friends. After the first glass you see things as you wish they were.

1520 One martini is alright two is too many three is not enough James Thurber Hilarious and insightful alcohol quotes. 21 One can drink too much but one never drinks enough Edward Burke 22 I envy people who drink at least they know what to blame everything onOscar Levant. Funny Drunk Man Lay Down.

Alcohol removes inhibitions like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted. The rest I just squandered. Actually it only takes one drink to get me loaded.

Finally you see things as they really are and that is the most horrible thing in the world. A party without champagne is just a meeting. You shall perhaps not do tomorrow -John Fletcher.

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Good friends wine together. Trouble is I cant remember if its the 13th or 14th George Burns. It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

You get to do silly issues and get away with it simply since you are inebriated. Friends dont let friends wine alone. Nonetheless for many who are drunk being humorous turns into easy.

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